The last breakfast

 
Leonardo da Vinci's "The Last Supper".
Leonardo da Vinci's "The Last Supper".

They say all good things must come to an end and unfortunately for the All-Day Breakfast our expiration date is upon us.

Now right now you might be feeling angry, sad, nauseous or maybe even a slight itch with some eventual burning between your thighs … Just remember whatever it is you’re feeling, you’re feeling out of love for the All-Day Breakfast.

And the ADB would be remissed if we didn’t reciprocate those feelings back to you guys because WE go together like peanut butter and jam, crown and cola, strippers and poles.

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Melanie Iglesias is flipping the script

 
Melanie Iglesias.
Melanie Iglesias.

Last week, in the battle to become the inaugural All-Day Breakfast Monday Morning Cheerleader we presented a chesticle challenge to Iryna Ivanova, who had her hands full to try and breast … We mean best Lucy Pinder.

Well based on YOUR votes Iryna Ivanova unanimously trumped Lucy Pinder to take the overall lead in the standings.

Up next is contestant No. 5, who you might want to start following on Twitter @MelanieIglesias Melanie Iglesias. She has already scrambled our eggs once before and has just released the long awaited sequel to her first Flip Book video which you can peruse below … No need to thank us.

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Drivers test w/ Kate Upton, Jaime Edmondson & more

 
Crash Test Dummy.
Crash Test Dummy.

There are some terrible drivers out there … As if any of our loyal followers, who undoubtedly share the same common sense when driving as we do, don't already know.

Make no mistake about it, you can consider the All-Day Breakfast the Santa Claus of driving, we see you when you are changing lanes and not signaling, we know when you’ve been driving slow in the fast lane and we know when you’ve been acting like a jackass drifting and speeding like it’s Too Fast Too Furious out there.

Unfortunately for Zahir Rana he had to be the one to take one for the team (as you'll see below) in what is sure to become the ADB’s drivers karma video tutorial.

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Iryna Ivanova's chesticle challenge

 
Iryna Ivanova.
Iryna Ivanova.

Is there anything more dismal than a rainy Monday? Well don’t you worry because even though Monday’s signal the beginning of a gruelling week of work, they are also now highlighted by the All-Day Breakfast’s search for a Monday Morning Cheerleader.

To update the standings for those of you following at home, Lucy Pinder is in the lead for the second week in a row as last weeks contestant Francesca Frigo failed in her bid to knock the busty British beauty off her perch.

This week we go back to Europe and unveil contestant No. 4 Iryna Ivanova who we feel is a better match up in the chesticle area.

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Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Larry Merchant

 
Victor Ortiz was just a small obstacle in the path that Floyd Mayweather Jr. took to get to Larry Merchant.
Victor Ortiz was just a small obstacle in the path that Floyd Mayweather Jr. took to get to Larry Merchant.

So it’s set than, right? Everybody heard it? … Floyd Mayweather Jr. will put his titles and winning streak on the line, IF somebody can build a time machine to go back IN TIME and find a 50-years younger Larry Merchant, who will quit HBO if he loses.

Let the All-Day Breakfast be the first to say that this will be the greatest boxing fight of all-time … Guaranteed! Heck, even if the time machine idea falls through, let’s just go ahead with the fight anyways.

Besides, we’ve always wanted to know what the outcome would have been if Mickey would’ve gotten into the ring with Apollo Creed, instead of Rocky.

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