• All-Day Breakfast: Tiger 'Would' drink it

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HERO OF THE ADB

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Before you read any further (please do!) an ADB tip of the cap goes to the Welsh brewmaster who played opportunist in creating the salcious 'Tiger Would' beer.

Love his audacity, too - “If Tiger Woods saw it I would hope he would still have a sense of humor after all he has been through,” Dave said.

As for the lead video today, there is a non-PC term that rhymes with rich-tapping for what Becks' did to this obviously unprepared heckler after a LA Galaxy game. It was not the first - or likely the last - time the ornery Englishman has clashed with fans.

He needs to keep his shirt on though. First, it makes me feel like a slouch. Second, it hurts his machismo when girls scream in ecstasy as he tries to act tough in the face of adversary.

On to Wednesday's breakfast sides:

MOON OVER CAMBRIA HEIGHTS
A shoving match at a high school football game results in the head coach baring it all to the crowd. Mooning is chic again!

STOP-MOTION HILARITY, YES PLEASE
Can't argue with the headline, it is The Funniest Stop Motion Picture You’ll See in A While. Still laughing.

THE ODD COUPLE
For some reason, seeing Hayden Panettiere and her heavyweight boyfriend at Oktoberfest reminds me of the movie The Princess Bride. Am I wrong?



PARITY! WE LOVE IT
The Kansas City Chiefs are undefeated and lead the NFL in rushing. How long have I been asleep?

SEND IN YOUR PHOTOS
Ever stumble across a famous athlete and couldn't resist asking for a quick photo? The ADB wants that shot for its running gallery. Send submissions (with name) here.

WOMEN WE LOVE
Still struggling with the Panettiere-Klitschko union. How does it work? But here she is. Without the giant.