So it’s set than, right? Everybody heard it? … Floyd Mayweather Jr. will put his titles and winning streak on the line, IF somebody can build a time machine to go back IN TIME and find a 50-years younger Larry Merchant, who will quit HBO if he loses.
Let the All-Day Breakfast be the first to say that this will be the greatest boxing fight of all-time … Guaranteed! Heck, even if the time machine idea falls through, let’s just go ahead with the fight anyways.
Besides, we’ve always wanted to know what the outcome would have been if Mickey would’ve gotten into the ring with Apollo Creed, instead of Rocky.
And now on to Sunday's sides:
EVER TOUCH A HEISMAN?
If Matt Leinart is still an NFL quarterback we’re pretty sure it won’t be for long if he keeps learning the other teams playbook and not his own.
POP QUIZ
Alright class is in and we have a little multiple choice question for you.
FOOTBALL SANDWICH
The ingredients of a football sandwich are as follows: You take 2 3rds Kenny Shaw, add some Tom Wort and sprinkle in a little Javon Harris.
WATCH THE KNEE
Next time you get into the ring remember, flying knees are all the rage.
DRINK BEER
Munich Oktoberfest has begun need we say more?
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