They say all good things must come to an end and unfortunately for the All-Day Breakfast our expiration date is upon us.
Now right now you might be feeling angry, sad, nauseous or maybe even a slight itch with some eventual burning between your thighs … Just remember whatever it is you’re feeling, you’re feeling out of love for the All-Day Breakfast.
And the ADB would be remissed if we didn’t reciprocate those feelings back to you guys because WE go together like peanut butter and jam, crown and cola, strippers and poles.
So we leave you with this final edition of the ADB and like any cultural phenomenon we are going to go out with a bang, definitely a little uncertainty and probably a sequel, to be followed by a prequel … But seriously it’s over.
And now on to your last sides:
ROASTED EGGS
Make no mistake about it, unlike our role model Charlie Harper, the ADB is going out Winning!
GETTING EMOTIONAL
Hold on a second there Brett Favre, you’re NOT going to steal this from us … We are really going through with this ... We mean it.
THE FORCE IS WITH US
We surely didn’t go out this dramatic, but rest a sure it was a little less nerdy.
BEAT-LE OF OUR OWN DRUM
Was our demise timely? Maybe. Warranted? Sure. Imminent? Probably. Unspeakable? We would sure like to think so.
AND FINALLY …
Now, while the ADB didn’t have the funds to shower our fans with lavish gifts we share Oprah’s sentiments.
Because the newspaper has gone the way of laser discs, All-Day Breakfast© has everything you need to know on one convenient page. Much like Haight Ashbury in the 1960s, All-Day Breakfast is also a communal effort.
