Guide to football for soccer fans

There exists an infinite number of words in the English language; surely another name for football could have been found.

Rugby was able to figure it out.

Thanks to the lack of naming ingenuity, the hyperbolizing Englishman will forever have a place as a 'footie' analyst in North America. Cheerio.

The best thing about pro football is its speed and skill. Same goes for soccer.

Perhaps the most appropriate video avaialble for this -- or any -- of the guides.

Not convinced to add another pastime? Try one of the other All-Day Breakfast Guides first. Now with more pictures, video and less reading.