“Before we open it up to questions, let me just say: the coaches coached, the players played, and there are a lot of repressed emotions present on stage right now.”
Yup, that seems like a pretty accurate way to start off a press conference. Or a parody of one, anyway.
All the usual suspects are present: the Grizzled Coach, the Star Player, the Bench Player (Who Had A Suprisingly Good Game), the mathematical impossibilities, and the many different kinds of reporters.
Heck, even the metaphors are there. Or, you know, similes. Or something.
“Weird Al” Yankovic (and his short hair!) stars as the hoodied coach of the “City Animals.” The comedian, known primarily for his song parodies, teamed up with The Kicker in Every Post-Game Press Conference.
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