A classy Donald Trump tweet for every NHL team. Saad!

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks during a rally in Madison, Ala. (John Bazemore/AP)

CANADAHOCKEY

Yes, someone certainly needs to Make Hockey Great Again, and we know just the person*. Frankly, if it distracts him from his current day job of scaring the pants off every reasonable person with the prospect of his presidency, we’d welcome Donald J. Trump as our NHL critic in chief.

It’s not exactly hard to imagine the harsh truths he’d be tweeting, either, or the formula he’d use to tweet them. And since we probably couldn’t afford to hire him — hell, we can’t even afford to eat his now-defunct Trump Steaks — we figured we’d take a shot at doing Donald’s job for him, team-by-team. Here is, without a doubt, the classiest, smartest, most telling-it-like-it-isiest NHL analysis ever. Haters and losers need not — and probably can’t– read.

(*Note: Please don’t let Donald Trump anywhere near the game of hockey. Also, it’s already great. Sincerely, All of Canada.)

DUCKSGOOD

COYOTES

BSFINAL

SABREFINAL

FLAMES

HURRICANES

BLACKHAWKS

AVALANCHE

JACKETS

STARS

RED WINGS GOOD

OILERS

PANTHERS

KINGS

WILD

CANADIENS

PREDS

DEVILS

ISLANDERS

RANGERS 2

FLYERS GOOD

PENGUINS

SENATORS

SHARKS

BLUES

LIGHTNING

LEAFS

CANUCKS

CAPS GOOD

JETS

If you've got a Trump-esque take on your favourite team, you can make them at Fake Trump Tweet and share them with us on Twitter @Sportsnet.