Who says freestyling should be restricted to rappers?
Aging R&B heartthrob R. Kelly claims he can make up a song about any random person, place or thing on the spot — and make it seductive.
“I know how to put it into a melody and make it comical, but sexual at the same time,” the icon told Rolling Stone. “With my gift, I can pretty much write a song out of anything.”
So when the 46-year-old and his golden vocal chords visited the music publication’s offices to promote his forthcoming Black Panties LP, he was challenged to write four sexy songs about four randomly chosen topics — one being “ice hockey.”
The results, as expected, are as fabulous as they are sexy.
Now Paul/Ron/Doug MacLean has some mood-setting music for the boudoir.
And here you thought R. Kelly only knew basketball.
Here is the full clip, including a non-hockey ditty titled — wait for it — “Sexy Dolphin”:
(via Big Lead/Rolling stone)