Although it’s tempting to give the self-deprecating Roberto Luongo all 10 slots here, Strombone1 wasn’t the only NHL player to tap “send” on some Twitter gold this month.
10. Ah, the joys of cross-border treats. Used to make Grandma bring back a two-four of Cherry Coke when she went outlet mall shopping in Buffalo:
Here’s my buddy, guy!I think we are excited for ketchup chips and Coffee Crisp. Try for a better result tomorrow. twitter.com/Ferknuckle/sta…
— Andrew Ference (@Ferknuckle) February 1, 2013
9. Best retirement announcement ever?
Time to make it official! Moving on to second career. twitter.com/matdarche52/st…
— Mathieu Darche (@matdarche52) February 19, 2013
8. Also frowned-upon supplements: Beast Modeine, Backcheck Be Gone, and Foot Levity Potion.
Had annual meeting with NHLPA docs today about PEDs. Was shocked to see supplements Rage, Swagger and Jungle Remedy are banned substances
— Ryan Whitney (@ryanwhitney6) February 27, 2013
7. Fuelled by fans fuelled by mullets:
We’ve spotted the roving Jagrs again! #Evolution twitter.com/DallasStars/st…
— Dallas Stars (@DallasStars) February 14, 2013
6. Nice work, getting a guy from Philly to represent for the Montreal Canadiens, P.K. Subban. We’d give you a triple-low-five for this Twitpic but, well, you know the rules:
— P.K. Subban (@PKSubban1) February 8, 2013
5. Roberto Luongo responds to his unexpected ice time:
Being a backup is a lot funner than I anticipated………
—Strombone (@strombone1) February 2, 2013
4. Paul Bissonnette puts on a clinic titled “How to Enhance Your Tweets with Hairdo-Based TwitPics”:
Bad bounce. twitter.com/BizNasty2point…
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) February 3, 2013
For you upset 49ers fans. Maybe my draft photo can cheer you up. twitter.com/BizNasty2point…
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) February 4, 2013
3. Can we all be so lucky to grow up and face our heroes?
That was 2004 -Jagr played in Russia , in Lockout time . And it’s me 11 years old Boy :) Good eh ?)))) twitter.com/Nail10_1993/st…
— Наиль Якупов (@Nail10_1993) February 6, 2013
2. Hey, ladies. January’s Rookie of the Month has a soft spot for February 14. (Note: For those scoring at home, Vladimir Tarasenko tweeted this photo before he suffered a concussion. His account has since been disabled — seriously):
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1A. Luongo laughs to keep from crying after surrendering eight goals to the Detroit Red Wings:
I just wanted to apologize to all the people who had to replace their Budweiser Red Light bulb after yesterday’s debacle#LUON8O
—Strombone (@strombone1) February 25, 2013
1B. When it comes to Twitter, Strombone is 1A and 1 B:
This guy might need a longer jersey by the time it’s all said and done…….. twitter.com/strombone1/sta…
—Strombone (@strombone1) February 13, 2013