The slowest hockey news month of the year provided little in the way of information but plenty of fun distraction on social media.
10. Ben Scrivens, goaltender, professor, honourary Bluth:
9. Roberto Luongo on the NHL-to-Vegas expansion rumours:
8. Next level:
— Pavel Datsyuk (@Datsyuk13) August 21, 2014
7. The ultimate agitator vs. the ultimate enforcer:
6. Where my dogs at? Ottawa Senators owner Eugene Melnyk fact-checks a reporter who erroneously tweeted (and later deleted) that the Sens had multiple owners:
5. Seldom do we say this, but the Speedo was a nice touch:
3. Snow worries.
2. Best. Goalie. Pads. Ever.