10. The Ottawa Senators’ Matt Kassian empathizes with the plight of the redheaded:
That St Patty’s day went by way too fast for all the gingers of the world… 24 hrs of being accepted just isn’t enough #hugaginger
— Matt Kassian (@kassassination) March 18, 2013
9. Fun fact. This photo was snapped before LeBron James dunked Patrick Kane as part of his pregame warmup routine:
Me and @kingjames before the bulls-heat game tonight at the UC. What a game. Wow twitter.com/88PKane/status…
— Patrick Kane (@88PKane) March 28, 2013
8. From one well-endowed Hab to another:
Brendan Gallaghers balls are bigger than his head I love this kid he is what a hockey player is supposed to be
— Chris Nilan (@KnucklesNilan30) March 28, 2013
7. Denis Leary’s doppleganger hasn’t retired yet:
If Chris Pronger has to quit the ice he can probably make a living doing Ice Age 5,6,7,8 and 9. twitter.com/denisleary/sta…
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) March 8, 2013
6. Who says these guys aren’t scoring enough?
No we didn’t? twitter.com/hallsy04/statu…
— Taylor Hall (@hallsy04) March 13, 2013
5. We picture another Duck swan-diving into a pool of money:
Sneak peek at Ryan Getzlaf’s new car…..congrats! Keep it below 65 #dblentendre #8moreyrs #deadpresidents twitter.com/Dustinpenner25…
— Dustin Penner (@Dustinpenner25) March 8, 2013
4 a. Patrick Ewung, Larry Berd and Dominque Milkens face similar torment:
come on,again? #MichalJordanProblems #toughtBounce twitter.com/TheBigCzech23/…
— Michal Jordan (@TheBigCzech23) March 5, 2013
4 b. Not only does he have a hilarious name, but the Hurricanes’ Michal Jordan has some Twitter gems, like these Louis Vuitton Don Beaupre pads:
are those yours @michaelmurphy31 ? #timesChanged twitter.com/TheBigCzech23/…
— Michal Jordan (@TheBigCzech23) March 13, 2013
3. Every little thing he does is magic:
Lol. Thanks to Siri and Apple Corporation. You guys are hilarious. twitter.com/Datsyuk13/stat…
— Pavel Datsyuk (@Datsyuk13) March 22, 2013
2. Joffrey Lupul, serving a two-game suspension for a hit to the head, fires this query after Rick Nash goes unpunished for a high hit the very next night:
If someone can explain the decisions on what warrants a suspension and what doesn’t, please let me and the rest of guys know..
— Joffrey Lupul (@JLupul) March 22, 2013
1. Cherry on top:
Called it: twitter.com/bruce_arthur/s…
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) March 31, 2013