Top 10 NHL Tweets of the Month: September

Is it October yet?


Which means you finally get to read September’s top 10 NHL tweets.

10. Two-for-one sale on stitches in Chicago:

9. “Have a seat, Andrew. I know we appointed you captain, but we’ve decided to go in another direction…”

8 a. Well, George Parros’s spot is still open

8 b. Hanging Chads:

7. Former Maple Leaf Darcy Tucker sticks up for Phil Kessel:

6. The night Phil Esposito and Bobby Orr spent with Andre the Giant is the stuff of NSFW hockey lore:

5. Eddie Lack on a roller coaster and a Viking charging into battle share the exact same expression:

4. Ryan Whitney gets to the bottom of the Sidney Crosby arrest:

3. Fun fact (unless you’re Roberto Luongo): Roberto Luongo is the NHL’s active leader in career shootout losses with 41:

2. Paul Bissonnette, already in midseason form:

1. Back to school: When Sid was a kid…