The Sacramento Kings may be 21-33 in the standings, but they have just won Valentine’s Day.
Taken over by the romantic spirit of Feb. 14, the Kings slid into the DMs of every single NBA team (except the Los Angeles Lakers — eyeball emoji) and left them some pretty charming pickup lines.
In the words of the cupids behind Sacramento’s Twitter account, “Who sends Valentine’s Day cards anymore?”
Here’s are 14 of the Kings’ best DM slides.
You know what else is Raptor around Toronto’s finger? A championship ring.
Slicker than Elvis.
They really ran the extra mile on this one.
NY hearts SAC.
Love truly is a roller coaster.
We recommend some comfort food after that reply.
Let’s hope they don’t get burned for this one.
Gregg Popovich says, “no comment.”
Music to our ears.
Oh to be young, and to feel love’s keen sting.
DM heard ’round the world.
Igniting some deep feelings there.