Big Papi may not be able to sing, but he sure can play the … straw.
Rapping (if you can call it that) alongside Rob Gronkowski in the New England Patriots tight end’s latest obnoxious video, David Ortiz co-stars in a commercial for Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee that falls into the “almost-too-painful-to-watch” category.
Highlights include a guitar-playing iced coffee, a water-balloon home run off a balcony, Gronk gronking a water balloon and the two Boston sports stars riding a stationary tandem bike.
By highlights I, of course, mean lowlights.
Now a challenge: try to watch the full video and not have the song stuck in your head afterwards. It’s harder than it sounds.
