Mock sports Facebook status updates from ’04

Tiger Woods. (Jason Getz/AP)

Facebook turns 10 today.

To celebrate this momentous social media occasion, Sportsnet researchers thought it would be fun to dig up some old 2004 status updates belonging to some prominent sports figures…

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