Our Power Rankings
Distilled to tiny poems
Easy-to-read fun
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No 10-goal scorers
Defence wins power rankings
In Barry we trust
Ovechkin right there
In the circle, always is
How ’bout guarding him?
Marchand, Pastrnak
Bergeron — three guys, one line,
93 points… Wow
Need Tarasenko?
Not when Perron’s piling up
The most game winners
Sick bay full? No prob
Let’s all hop aboard and ride
Nate MacKinnon’s back
That sweet feeling when
McDavid becomes your team’s
Second best player
7. Dallas Stars
When in doubt, call out
Benn and Seguin in the press
Always works wonders
Dougie Hamilton
Maybe he’s not the problem
Norris Trophy talk
Meet Darcy Kuemper
Best goalie you barely know
One-point-eight cap hit
Bergevin is French
For big trade deadline buyer
Know a good winger?
11. Florida Panthers
Moustache means business
Scowling mouth, eyes of wild cat
Q is the logo
12. Winnipeg Jets
Hole cut in thick ice
Pole dips, line searches for fish
Byfuglien’s happy place
Sid’s surgery smarts
So the other big star shines
Three years Super League
We adore Josi,
Love us some Ellis, and yet…
Two D can’t lead points
Untamed shock of orange
Googly eyes hide demon’s soul
Gritty completes me
Take flight, reach way back
Glove outstretched like flower’s bloom
Fleury’s save, year’s best
From Presidents’ champs
To twenty-fourth overall
Something ain’t quite right
Tell me, Vancouver:
Are you for real for real? Or…
Toying with my heart?
Da-duh da-duh da
Duh-duh da-da-da-da-da
Da-duh da-duh da
20. Anaheim Ducks
If a Silfverberg
Leads a Ducks team in goals, does
Anybody hear?
21. San Jose Sharks
4 Gs, 19 As
Captain Logan Couture for
The reverse Cy Young
22. New York Rangers
Buchnevich, Hajek
Zibanejad, Chytil, Skjei…
Thank God for spell-check
23. Buffalo Sabres
Miller, Scandella,
Bogosian getting healthy—
Hey! Need a right D?
24. Ottawa Senators
Oh, vast Kanata,
Canvas of what’s possible
Long way to Lyft tho
“Puljujarvi!” they screamed
We sided with Pierre-Luc
Team scoring leader
Could it really be?
Do mine eyes deceive or true?
A Maple Leaf smiles
27. Minnesota Wild
Something expensive,
Something old, something too slow,
Something to trade, please?
28. Calgary Flames
Mony was money
Johnny be good, blue line great
Last year was fun, eh?
Taylor Hall re-signs
With worst club in the Metro?
Best not hold your breath
Ilya Kovalchuk
Snipes, skates, dekes, blows minds and roars
The year is ’06
Ping-pong balls bouncing
Numbers flying, odds in favour
Lottery night dreams