While the unruly beast that is Hockey Twitter can be an angry world full of frustration venting and negativity spewing, on the flip side it can also be a rich source of name calling, public shaming and self-righteousness.
And yet, we keep coming back for the jokes, the clips, the quotes and the stats.
Partly because we live in short-attention-span times and mostly because we’re trying to delay the onset of our own carpal tunnel syndrome, we’ve distilled the state of all 31 franchises into a single tweet.
It’s our third annual NHL Power Rankings: Your Team in a Tweet Edition.
Don’t check your mentions.
13. Edmonton Oilers
15. Florida Panthers
16. Buffalo Sabres
17. Anaheim Ducks
18. Calgary Flames
21. Dallas Stars
22. Winnipeg Jets
— Spinorama Hockey (@spinohockey) October 31, 2019
24. New York Rangers
25. Ottawa Senators
27. Minnesota Wild
'Can you hear me?' – @hallsy09, probably.
Taylor Hall scores a beauty after being checked from behind. pic.twitter.com/OcMzbipnwl
— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) November 2, 2019
30. San Jose Sharks