NHL Power Rankings: Your Team in a Tweet Edition

All the top goals from this past week in the NHL, including Auston Matthews showing off his amazing hands, and Matthew Tkachuk scoring goal of the year candidate between the legs, in the dying seconds of OT.

While the unruly beast that is Hockey Twitter can be an angry world full of frustration venting and negativity spewing, on the flip side it can also be a rich source of name calling, public shaming and self-righteousness.

And yet, we keep coming back for the jokes, the clips, the quotes and the stats.

Partly because we live in short-attention-span times and mostly because we’re trying to delay the onset of our own carpal tunnel syndrome, we’ve distilled the state of all 31 franchises into a single tweet.

It’s our third annual NHL Power Rankings: Your Team in a Tweet Edition.

Don’t check your mentions.

1. Boston Bruins

2. New York Islanders

3. St. Louis Blues

4. Washington Capitals

5. Vancouver Canucks

6. Nashville Predators

7. Arizona Coyotes

8. Montreal Canadiens

9. Vegas Golden Knights

10. Colorado Avalanche

11. Pittsburgh Penguins

12. Carolina Hurricanes

13. Edmonton Oilers

14. Toronto Maple Leafs

15. Florida Panthers

16. Buffalo Sabres

17. Anaheim Ducks

18. Calgary Flames

19. Tampa Bay Lightning

20. Philadelphia Flyers

21. Dallas Stars

22. Winnipeg Jets

23. Columbus Blue Jackets

24. New York Rangers

25. Ottawa Senators

26. Chicago Blackhawks

27. Minnesota Wild

28. New Jersey Devils

29. Los Angeles Kings

30. San Jose Sharks

31. Detroit Red Wings

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