It’s that time of year when hockey players painfully stumble through their attempts at acting in an effort to spread holiday cheer.
The Pittsburgh Penguins parodied 1990’s “Home Alone” and this pizza is plain cheese.
Watch as recently retired Pascal Dupuis unnecessarily waves his arms as he plays Kevin McCallister’s dad, “We slept in!”
Revel in the decision to have David Perron say, “You’re what the French call ‘Les incompétent.”
Smile as Evgeni Malkin plays Joe Pesci’s “Harry” in broken English, “We know you are in THERE. And you are ALL A-lone.”
Gawk as Phil Kessel has his … hair … burned off with a blow torch. “Where are you, you little creep?” he says, presumably to Tyler Bozak.
Merry Cringemas.
