10. Paul Bissonnette captures Strombone’s essence as surprise news of Roberto Luongo’s starting Game 1 makes the rounds:
9. The merde hits the fan as Justin Trudeau live-tweets the Habs’ Game 4 collapse to the Senators:
8. Marty McFly reveals he will tweet/eat his way through the eliminated teams by devouring Stanley Cupcakes:
7. OK, so Rihanna loves the Senators and Snoop Lion represents the Oilers. Got it. Thanks, Nail:
6. Habs coach Michel Therrien on Brian Gionta’s season-ending biceps injury: “Our captain was crying in my arms.” And the inevitable Photoshopped response, as well-executed as an open-ice hit:
5 a. Owen Nolan, retired hockey player and active clairvoyant:
5 b. Roberto Luongo, most famous backup goalie and Daniel “Probably Not” Alfredsson sympathizer:
4. The infamous misconstrued Reimer-Cuthbert eye roll:
3. Scott Hartnell spots Philadelphia’s unofficial twin city:
2. No off-season for BizNasty, still on top of his game:
1. The haunting: