Top 10 NHL tweets of the month: September

Follow the tweeters: Roberto Luongo, Sam Gagner and Joffrey Lupul fired off some of the best notes this month.

From the nastiest-looking selfie we’ve ever seen, to the cruelty with which the new Oilers coach showed towards the baked-goods-loving media, we run down the 10 best NHL tweets of September.

10. Calgary Flames winger Brian McGrattan avoids the fate of Erik Karlsson:

9. Opening the Kassassination files:

8. Former Flyers teammates Scott Hartnell and James van Riemsdyk get a jump on the trash talk:

7. The only thing more sparsely attended than a Predators-Panthers game? A pre-season Predators-Panthers game. The double-header two dudes saw:

6. Dallas Eakins is oblivious to the fact that 72 per cent of hockey writers get into the business for free donuts and coffee. You don’t win friends with salad, coach:

5. Couple of hacks:

4. The NHL retires league-wide the number of the most famous jersey-tucker of all time, then later outlaws jersey-tucking:

3. Get it right: The T is not silent:

2. Why waste money on a new jersey when you own a perfectly good piece of foolscap and a Sharpie:

1. Let’s just hope they had their cellphones on vibrate, Roberto:

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