Our Power Rankings
Morph to wee, little poems
Long live this gimmick
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Briefcases of cash
PowerPoint presentations
Meeting Jeff Skinner
Brayden, point your ship
Toward the stars, for you shall
Soar among their glow
Western powers will
Try to catch the Predators
More banners to sew
Golden flow, snap shot,
Scandinavian scruff face…
We miss you, Willy
Do it again? You
can, but you’ll have to go through
The bleeping Island!
PLD a beast
Hits, scores, hustles hard… Thank God
We skipped Puljujarvi
Mik-ko Ran-tan-en
I said Mik-ko Ran-tan-en
Mik-ko Ran-tan-en
Climbing West standings
Bucking odds, staying healthy
Most pleasant surprise
Johnny and Monny
Chucky, Lindy and Benny
Run the Pacific
10. 
Winnipeg Jets
One goal, two goal, three
Goals more! He’s legit Finnish
But never finished
11. 
Boston Bruins
Patrice Bergeron
Jacob Forsbacka Karlsson
One’s a top centre
So many fall hurt
As the pucks soar wide and high
Quest for old magic
13. 
San Jose Sharks
ZZ Top chin rug
Exotic species ranch hand
God bless you, Brent Burns
14. 
New York Rangers
What is a rebuild
If it leads to the playoffs
And not young Jack Hughes?
Stitched C on your chest
Shin-busting slapper from point
Welcome back, Weber
Barclays half empty
Yet glass half full ’cause we are…
Heading to Nassau!
17. 
Dallas Stars
Ben Bishop, your health
Is frequently fans’ concern
A tender ‘tender?
Beautiful building
Vacant seats await winner
Little Casears rink
19. 
Florida Panthers
Hoffman not problem,
But for goalies: Twenty-three
Points in twenty games
Sweet choreographed
Celebrations make hot takes
Fall like dominoes
21. 
Arizona Coyotes
Domi, Duclair, Strome,
Perlini — we just give up
Go be good elsewhere
Slow start, hurt goalie
GM restless, Metro soft
In Crosby we trust
23. 
Edmonton Oilers
Down, up. Up, down, up
Words, game — lost in translation
Jesse Puljujarvi
24. 
Anaheim Ducks
Play such a man’s game
But too many man-games lost
Not good one, Randy
If he had that shot,
Those moves, maybe Wayne Gretzky
Could be Pettersson
Crumbling dynasties
Overpay for loyalty
Where is my shot ski?
Red mop, untamed gaze
Fun, filth, fame: you be Gritty
Kiss a Ginger Day
Remember playoffs?
Last winter things fell in place
Not like this winter
29. 
St. Louis Blues
Coach canned, offence dry
Wish we had a goaltender
Like Carter Hutton
30. 
Ottawa Senators
Downtown arena
Oh, how we need you to keep
Our Uber use down
Kovalchuk’s toes cold
Sitting idle at bench end
Big cash, low ice time
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