Oh, to be a fly on the wall of that 19th hole.

You can’t make this stuff up, kids.

Wayne Gretzky will be paired with Dustin Johnson at the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro Am for the first three rounds. The tournament tees off Thursday.

Johnson, our gossip hounds inform us, is dating the Great One’s daughter, Paulina – whom you may know from having the world’s greatest Instagram account.

This could be the year that Gretzky-Johnson gives Bill Murray-Fill In The Blank a run for Most Intriguing Pebble Beach Pro-Am Pairing.

Me too!! RT @thehighfade: @paulinagretzky looking forward to seeing both your men on the course this week! #DJ #thegreatone

— Paulina Gretzky (@PaulinaGretzky) February 6, 2013

Now Paulina knows how Jack Harbaugh feels: Which one do I root for?